It strikes me as I log into Deviantart for the first time in many a year, that very little has actually changed. This comes as a surprising relief, as all around me everything seems to be different, and I'm barely able to distinguish various aspects of my life from each other, much less their once glorious former selves. Possibly this lack of distinction, this fuzzyness, is alcohol related. Am I inebriated whilst writing this? Well, maybe. Maybe the rest of the world is inebriated, and I am the only sober man alive. This makes much more sense in my head.

Well, look upon my wares once more then, you filthy alcoholics.

Sorry, no reason for the title of this, I was just stuck for something to name it. I update this journal thing so irregularly it's untrue. But DeviantArt is all about the art, so that's what it gets, after all, I'm not a scriptwriter.

Smaller World ([link]) is all up and running now, with a few comics in the archive and a fairly well established readership, so a big thank you to everyone who takes the time to have a look. I in turn try and give the best comic I can make. Nowadays I'm just spending my time doing nothing but enjoying life, in between drawings. Not saying I've particularly got anything to be enjoying, but that's damn well never stopped me before.

Now go and see DOOM. You heard me. Off you pop now.

Just realised Its been ages since I did a journal entry, figure I need to update. Well, I'm finally getting some things done. The Webcomic that has be in "development" for the last year has finally come to fruitition. I got Pip writing for me, I got a coupla archive strips done, I've written the site html, and I've applied for hosting on comicgenesis.com.

Goddam, it feels good to have something to do. I just got back from the monopoly run. Google it if you're curious. Anyhow, this coming weekend is the official Uk Web and Mini Comix Thing 2006. I know the guy that makes Reckless Youth. Hes got a table, so I'm gonna pop on down and show some support. Also a great opportunity to meet some of the artists of other things. John Allison of Scary-Go-Round will be there, as well as Weebl and Bob. Who knows, I might have a table there myself next year if all goes according to plan.

Damnest Dentists.

Arg... Wisdom teeth. Four of the bastards. Now, I assumed that the way to deal with this was to go to the dentists. I was wrong. I'd like to point out that there are only two things I'm frightened of. Spiders and Dentists. So there I am, sitting in the awkward chair, some insane dental person smiling at me in a kind of ridiculous grimace as if to show what teeth are Supposed to look like, When the huge light fitting and half the ceiling falls in. Needless to say, the session was cancelled and the surgery was very nice about the whole thing, for fear of my calling a pack of lawyers. Then a spider gave me a funny look on the way out.

Now YOU try telling me not to be paranoid.

Tube Fares into central london will be £3. For a return fare that's £6. That now means that it's cheaper to get in a cab than to get on public transport. And he's trying to reduce congestion?!
Not to mention The Wanker is raising the Bus fare to a ridiculous £1.50! £1.50!!! To put it in context, This is officially the most Expensive bus fare in the world. I've refused to get on the Bus since last time The Wanker raised it to £1.20! Thanks to that Egotistical piece of Scum, I now have to walk everywhere, occasionally walking for over an hour and a half, simply to go out of a friday night!

Ken Livingstone A.K.A The Wanker, doesn't have to worry about any of this, because he can't fit his Fat Head through the bus doors. But imagine for a moment we weren't paying his travel expences, and tell me he'd still be raising the fares this extortionately.

This is why I now urge all Londoners to Boycott Transport for London. It'll save you money, give you some well recieved excercise, and deny The Wanker the satisfaction of thinking he can Actually do this.